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agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

(Source: tinykahuna-archive, via h0mewrckr)

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via the-gold-coast)

every one else's followers: you're gorgeous
every one else's followers: i love you marry me?
every one else's followers: don't give up on life, you're beautiful and worth it.
every one else's followers: hi im a really hot guy that you dont know and id like to cuddle with you all night while watching the notebook and ill give you a rose each day and sing you songs and let you fall asleep on my arms.
my followers: .................... *reblogs and likes every thing but makes no contact with me what so ever.*
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